ImpulsiveCarrot

My dog, Bear, stepped on my balls. He's a Pom-Chi. And an obese one at that. The little fatty almost killed me.

So, its been a long time. I did some digging on the interwebs. I have a lot of family

YA sobirayusʹ podrobnokoshmar ya kogda-to , na russkom yazyke. Nelʹzya skazatʹ, chto ya ne khochu, chtoby vy chitali, chto ya dolzhen skazatʹ , ya prosto khochu uznatʹ, skolʹko vremeni eto zaĭmet kto-to vyyasnitʹ, eto ne angliĭskiĭ yazyk. Tak, vnechetnogo perioda vremeni vokrugustanovki Skaĭrima ili Oblivion , ya yavlyayusʹ chastʹyukulʹta sortov. Gilʹdiya ubiĭts, ochenʹ ritualʹnyĭ kharakter. Yavysokopostavlennykh predelakh moego brat·stva, i ochenʹ doveryal. YA tolʹko chto zakonchilubitʹ,fermera, i vernulsya domoĭ vobʺ